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Wrasslin’

21 Dec

Roach Wrestling Federation Title Match
The Crimson Millipede Versus The Royale Rumbler
Schmitt Roaches Webcomic
THE KING DOME, KOR – This Inter-Continental title match held Saturday afternoon and was set for one fall with winner take all. The undefeated myriapod, The Crimson Millipede, faced off against the Roach Wrestling Federation Inter-Continental Champion – The Royale Rumbler.

The hulking, red beast looked very formidable – coming into the fight with a 8-0 record. It truly seemed like the Millipede was going to beat whoever stood in it’s way into a green puddle of goo.

Yet, using his lightning speed and acrobatic agility, The Royal Rumbler descended from the roof of the King Dome and planted a steel chair into the maw of the hideous creature!

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Puppets, Roaches: A Graphic Novel, Cement and The Grand Roach are all registered trademarks of Gargantuan Media. All rights reserved 2010.

Disco Versus Rock

16 Dec

Rock ‘n Roll Roach Versus Disco Roach!
Why 1’s And 2’s Can’t Deal With 3’s And 4’s
Roaches by Paul Schmitt
As soon as the turntables and the Cold Play hits your favorite rock ‘n roll club – duck for cover. Things are about to take a sudden left turn.

Bars and clubs grow to a point where they book great regional and national acts that draw quality crowds. Alt-rock/punk/rock-a-billy road warriors drive in from all over the country to rock the house. A club at it’s peak is something to experience.

Then, all of the sudden, that stops. The next thing you know: one guy is spinning records, terrible dance pop records that pose the existential question: “Do you believe in life after love?” On Friday and Saturday night. At the same club. The one that had all the good rock bands for years…

So, what happened to your rock club? Instead of talking with a wide range of people from all over the country you end up with a identical crowd of the drunk Cher lovin’, Madonna boogeyin’ yuppie tool bags from the “right” side of town packed in 300 deep. 220 of them have their phones out at all times like Star Trek tricorders being used to carefully navigate a class M planet.

Your favorite rock club is now a very large phone booth (remember them?) that is playing bland Muzak. Just like that.

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Puppets, Roaches: A Graphic Novel, Cement and The Grand Roach are all registered trademarks of Gargantuan Media. All rights reserved 2010.

The Third Greatest Story Ever Mumbled

27 Oct

Does Messianic Lore Exist In All Species?
How He Was Squashed For Your Sins And Why
Roaches by Paul Schmitt

Do roaches have their own religion? By being close contact with humans for thousands of years, as witnesses to human history and our behavior, have they absorbed some of our legends and created their version of events that center around their own species?

That depends. Have you ever watched a bee as it assesses you? They hover and observe, not because they are unintelligent, but because they are making an educated guess about you. Can they same me said of cockroaches?

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Puppets, Roaches: A Graphic Novel, Cement and The Grand Roach are all registered trademarks of Gargantuan Media. All rights reserved 2010.

Killed By Death

22 May

Webcomic Headed Into Second Edition
Full-color pages, new fonts build on the style of first book.
Roaches Death Comic Page

This new page concerns dead roaches and why they always end up belly up. Why is that? Does gravity effects cockroaches differently than it does people?

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Puppets, Roaches: A Graphic Novel, Cement and The Grand Roach are all registered trademarks of Gargantuan Media. All rights reserved 2010.